rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(via asian)

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

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smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via manda)

olafsnowman:

Does anyone else remember when American Dragon randomly changed its art style?

image

image

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What it’s like being vegan at a non vegan restaurant:

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zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

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epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

(via asian)